I went to go and check on
The Humayoun's house because he was away on holiday, and found a large
bag and a suitcase that didn't appear to be there before stuck in the
back garden. I was not sure what exactly they were doing there but the
new rationality in my mind was that there must have been a dwarf
hiding in the suit case hoping to be smuggled into the house in order to
let his taller friend in who was interested in gun robbery, (The idea
of a concealed dwarf might be a distant echo from The Man With The
Golden Gun movie), and the huge bag in my mind obviously must have
contained a stash of metal pipes, fuel canisters and other assorted
metal items for the dwarf to spend time assembling into utterly useless
gun shaped items that wouldn't have fooled anyone while he waited for
his much taller friend to come along and drink cups of tea while
deciding which of the totally useless makeshift objects to use as a
weapons in order to hold up the Humayoun on his return a few days later
and indeed find that he didn't really have anything of much monetary
value at all in the house anyway that robbers would have shown any
interest in unless they wanted one of the Humayoun's own drawings or
paintings that might be worth a couple of hundred to the right buyer if
they pushed hard to find one.
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