Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Misreading of the day

I misread the BBC news headlines "a male contraceptive jab could be as effective as the female pill" as "a fake detective job reveals the election of the female god"

Monday, 4 May 2009

Misreadings of the day

  •  I misread the BBC News headline "Mexico to begin lifting flu curbs" as "Mexicans to begin living in cubes" which obviously must be what's going on in a parallel timeline where the swine flu didn't settle down resulting in the government there forcing further quarantine measures to be taken

  •  I misread BBC News headline "Gaza patients questionings 'rise' " as "Greek Patisserie Guesthouse 'rave' " and really didn't have any clue about what that could mean in this universe or any other

  • I misread in the BBC news article about the "Bang Bang Club" the picture caption "This time the fighters are firing blanks and lobbying polystyrene 'stones' " as "This time the fishers are fishing blackened polystyrene lobster clones" and felt very relieved about various things in life

Saturday, 2 May 2009

Brief misindentification

Wmm briefly mistook the small shrubs in someone's front garden for grazing sheep

Friday, 1 May 2009

Misreading of the day

I misread "Demjanjuk loses deportation case" as "Demigod loses teleportation case" inspiring me to imagine an otherworldly visitor from another planet who carries a briefcase containing teleportation equipment and accidently leaves it in a telephone booth or by a park bench somewhere and of course I have the urge to search the streets for it everywhere because I so badly wants to travel the world by teleporting