Misreadings of the day

• Wmmvrrvrrmm misread the BBC news headline "Washington sniper is put to death" as " Wesley Snipes is put to death" but nothing is mentioned about Denzel Washington

• He also misread the BBC newsheadlines "Soldier's bodies are repatriated" as "Soldier's bodies are pastified" as if the army have learnt a thing or two from the story of Sweeney Todd to dispose of the war dead.

• And also he misread the BBC news headline "New Zealand shark bite turns into surprise octuplet Caeserian" as "New Zealand shark bits turn into a surprise octopus Caesar salad"