Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC news headline "ICC 'warrant for Laurent Gbagbo' " as "I want a carrot for a rented tugboat"

Saturday, 26 November 2011

Hypnagogia of the day

Hypnagogic sentence from this morning "He believes therefore that destruction is literacy".

The imagery that accompanied this was a couple of American soldiers holding their machine guns walking into a hotel and up some stairs where a group of bewildered looking women were standing in the landing room

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC headline "Venezuela repatriates gold stocks" as "Sensually repackaged gold socks"

Thursday, 17 November 2011

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC headline "Syria conflict 'like civil war'" as "syrup works with cornflakes"

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC headline "Arab League sets Syria ultimatum" as "Ham baguette beats sausage and tomatoes"

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Misidentifications of the day

Wmm remembers seeing a red plastic bag in central London yesterday being pushed gently by the breeze over the curb and his mind imagined it to be a blood drenched medium sized squid that was crawling from the pavement into a drain. Some months ago a black larger plastic bag on the road being inflated by the breeze, he imagined to be a cow lying on its side, and some other plastic bags made him think of some other animals in places that they should not have been.
NB:Wmm acknowledges that he saw a program on TV about people catching giant squids to examine their camouflaging ability recently

Mental image of the day

Wmm wants it to be understood that when he sees a woodpigeon pecking away on breadcrumbs on the backgarden patio, he starts to imagine a centipede made up from woodpigeons. He has also drawn a sketch to help people to imagine what he is mentally perceiving
Woodpigeon centipede ?