Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Hedge funds 'grabbing land' in Africa" as "Hedge rows full of land crabs"

I.) ‎"Land crabs" starts to now metamorphose into "cabinets" possibly with crabshells

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread yesterday's Evening Standard news headline "Get London Reading" as "Colonic Irrigation". It also lead Wmm to wonder if house prices in Reading were going to go up.

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC headline "Mission to save rarest sandpiper" as "Mission to save rarest sandpaper"

Misreading of the day

1. Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Downing St denies UK Libya troops" as "Drowning Saint Denis applies for UK passport" and

2. Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Endeavour makes last touch-down" as "Devourer makes last lunch now"