- Headed off into central London once more. Will I get there in time to see the Wolf of Wall's Ice Cream or Wall's Sausages (which are popular British brands) or what ever the movie is called. Wmm is losing touch with the title already.
- Well, indeed I enjoyed the movie enough, some great visuals, didn't find funny the parts that everyone else was laughing at and noticed that it had a lot in common with the previous days film. DiCaprio however is becoming more and lined in the face, soon they'll have to digitally de-age to make him look convincingly older. It's as if his face is cracking up into hieroglyphs every seventh second
- This Wolf of Whatsit whatsit is pretty much a toxic movie but certainly a lot going on in it to remember.
- One thing you might be relieved to know, as I sat down, I found myself behind a young man with thick frizzy hair who rested his hand on the top of the side of his head and I thought, I'd better move seats rather than sit behind this person , and I did, I went to the other side of the auditorium and sat down. It was the best thing to do.
Friday, 24 January 2014
Wolf of Wall Street
American something or other... thistle... whistle... bustle... whatever?
a) It's not American Splendour that I went to see yesterday but had trouble remembering the second word on his journey into central London to see the movie. Was the second word in the title Thistle , Bustle , Missile, Rissole? Some such thing! And once I saw the movie I realised that the second word must have been Hustle but the word continued to disintegrate in the back of my mind, fading into nothing
b) Obnoxious characters but great film, the characters even though one started to find reasons to like them and be entertained by the situation in the movie, remained still slightly obnoxious even when one thought that one was getting to know them for who they were. The way the plot unfolded was entertaining enough. Probably wont ever see it again but still it was excellent
c) Interesting hairstyles to say least. Bradley Cooper's was the most courageous transformation but the other leading men's were noteworthy
d) I don't usually talk about men's hairstyles in movies but has to talk about this one. Jennifer Lawrence had a fairly different look too
e) Seeing these hairstyles may have transformed the very lives of many film viewers in numerous ways unforeseen as much as a Wayne Dyre's books
Thursday, 9 January 2014
Secret Life of Walter Mitty
- 18th December 2013. Went to see the Walter Mitty movie yesterday evening starring Ben Stiller turned out to be fresh and enjoyable with surrealistic action scenes and generally a good feeling. Wasn't a typical Stiller movie designed to make you cringe at all, and aimed to be a family movie with long lasting critical respect. And maybe one doesn't need to think too much about it afterwards other than find the day brightened a little. There is a chance that the new Walter Mitty movie might appeal to Coen Brothers Fans. Sean Penn's five minutes or whatever in the movie were well spent. Can't say another thing about the movie without spoilers but it seemed good to be taken into the distant landscapes where it went.
- 9th January 2014. Off to see again to see the Secret Life of Walter Mitty movie once again later today. It is a film that I managed to enjoy and looks forwards to seeing it again. If Ben Stiller returns to his usual methods of comedy in films after this, it'll be a long time until I seee another Ben Stiller movie again. Rain pouring down right now and the sound is good.
- I think he made a good Walter Mitty in this movie. His "zoning out" problem that he seemed to be suffering from was viewed in a plausible way. If Jim Carrey had made the movie a few years ago, he has done a few too many movies of a similar sort of oddity. And maybe the new direction that this film took was a lot more interesting to me than a rehash of the old movie and some of the day dream scenarios in the original short story have been used over and over and over again in one film after another, and this movie manages to bypass a number of those well trodden paths. Have been spreading the news earlier on today locally that this wasn't a typical Ben Stiller comedy so now a couple more people are interested in seeing it now
Thursday, 26 December 2013
Ronin 47 or Roening 747
Before hand:
1) Will I get to see a movie about a band of Ronin numbering in their 40s.
2) Can't recall the number of Ronin in it so until I find out I wont be able to tell you how exactly many!
Afterwards:
1) The movie was a brave full feature length effort by the director, the age old story remained solid enough and the fantastical elements basically were all revealed in the trailer. Photography style, sets and costumes were nice but the lighting or was it just the darkness of the film in the cinema was not too good. Perhaps the film was verging on soporific
2) Hope that the cinema going public in the far East who saved Pacific Rim can offer support for this movie's behind
3) I'm thinking about the title Ronin 47 but my mind has now transformed the title into Roening 747. The opening scene featuring Keanu killing a Kirin with a sword becomes Keanu tackling a Jumbo Jet as it takes off from a Heathrow airport runway.
Wednesday, 25 December 2013
Gravity
a) I went to see Gravity three times in the cinemas and each time experience wonder at the visual poetry that was taking place. I was overcome with the concept of tombs in space when watching it and the essay about the movie in Sight And Sound picked up on the idea, bringing up the subject of J G Ballard and his writings about the astronauts and death, and so all the way through I was feverishly thinking about those orbital coffins that he wrote about and wanting to use that as a platform of thoughts to expand my view of what I was watching and appreciating in this movie. It has been a favourite experience of the year, it has engulfed me and brought me to forget that I had seen a good number of wonderful movies and now by the end of the year, I can only remember that I saw Gravity. This is to outer space what Jurrassic Park was to dinosaurs, yes, the unbelievable plot holes may as well be allowed to float around for all to see.
d) Upon the screen, the space suits appeared as cocoon like three
dimensional giants of immense size. Looking down upon the planet Earth, I
was afraid myself of falling out of my seat and down into the outer
atmosphere to eventually fall to my doom burning up. After the
destruction of the space shuttle and the Hubble space telescope and Ryan
Stone retrieval from the depths of space by smooth talking Matt
Kowalski. The space shuttle had become a tomb itself with the dead
bodies of the crew inside, and the remnants of ultimate missile of doom
spinning endlessly with nowhere to go.
e) Ryan Stone leaves Matt Kowalski to drift into space to his own death at his own request and she gets aboard the Russian Space Station, and becomes as a fetus curling up in a womb, but this interior a hightech version of a deserted warren like catacombs is about to be filled with fire
f) The Russian space station is smashed to pieces by a storm of wrecked satellite parts, as if something beneath the sea being torn to pieces by underwater currents , it is done in the manner of an elegant ballet, and as Ryan Stone exits her space capsule to disconnect the parachute, the way her air umbilical follows her twisting into a delicate shape suggests the membranous form of a giant jelly fish, and only barely survives, while I myself feared for brief moment that I would be caught up in the wreck and thrown off the capsule into the depths of space
f) Sandra's character is about to give up her her attempt to return to Earth, turn of the oxygen and turn the capsule into her orbital coffin. The answers come in this movie more and more as acts of defiance at the laws of physics because putting a story together to make the film happen is the major objective where physics would not allow anything for that long to take place. The journey to the Russian space station would surely have led to disaster, as much as the fire and Ryan Stone's attempt to escape from the place. Perhaps the experience of Matt Kowalski coming back from the dead to tell Ryan Stone how to get to the Chinese Space Station when she had given up was perhaps the more likely a thing than the mentioned death defying act. Did Ryan Stone ever get back to Earth or was it all part of some dream like illusion telling her to let go while she was sleeping in bed all the time.
Anchorman 2
- I had a plan to see Anchorman 2. I had never heard of the Anchorman movie that came out about a decade ago which was supposed to have been a hit. Will the act of watching Anchorman 2 be like having one's brains scooped out through one's nostrils while still conscious?
- Afterwards overwhelmed with the urge to cringe like crazy at times but was impressed with the dreamlike motivations of the film.
- The entrance into the movie of the character Brick will never be forgotten and perhaps I might think twice about what's inside the breadcrumbs of my fried chicken in the future.
- Echoes of small acts of surrealism peppered through the film
- Thumbs up from me even if he had a good debraining by the movie
- Still 18 hours later, the effects of the weird confusion have not worn off. It is like being stunned by some predatary sea creature
Wednesday, 4 December 2013
Misreadings of Metro newspaper headlines
- While sitting in a train to London and reading someone else's copy of the Metro over the person's shoulder, Wmm misread the news story heading "Fear as toxic load is stolen" as " Fear as sonic toad is swollen"
- And moments later in the same column misread "20,000 rush for 400 Ikea posts " as "20,000 rush for 400 tea pots "
- Then misread "Just pals or has Liv fallen for Orlando's magic spell" as "Just spills or has Liv fallen on Orlando's magic spew?'"
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