Tuesday, 4 October 2011
Saturday, 1 October 2011
Misreading of the day
Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Chinese launch set to US anthem" as "Chinese lunch sets for us and them"
Saturday, 24 September 2011
Day dream vision and Mishearing / Mondegreen of the day
Yesterday
on the way the British Library conference hall for a J G Ballard Event there featuring a line up of speakers. Wmm walked from home to the station to get a train and noticed an empty crisp packet on the ground next
to a car and found himself imagining a mutant crab claw covered in gelatinous blood coming out
tempting predator of some sort to eat it as perhaps some sort of a weirdly shaped
corn based snack such as packet of Monster
Munch or Quavers etcetera.
Wmm kept that vision in mind and when he met up with
the JGBallard discussion group there and sat down in the auditorium,
Mike from up North who was sitting next to him started to sound as if he
was talking about "the crisp packet essay" and Wmm became very confused
wondering what could be so interesting about the development over the
years of crisp packets despite what he experienced earlier on that day.
However Mike was referring to an essay about Ballard by someone called
Chris Beckett who was a British Library archiver and Wmm came to realise
this when he saw the name on a list of speakers.
Monday, 12 September 2011
Misreading of the day
Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Global markets fall on debt fears" as "Global ranting falls on deaf ears"
Thursday, 8 September 2011
Misreading of the day
Wmm misread the BBC headline "No UK talks with Putin since 2007" as "No chalk with putty since zoos"
Sunday, 4 September 2011
Misreading of the day
Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Strauss-Kahn arrives back in France" as "Stress can arrive back to front"
Wmm noticed a number of comments about what stress can do because of this and you ought to be thankful that he didn't go full throttle there
Wmm noticed a number of comments about what stress can do because of this and you ought to be thankful that he didn't go full throttle there
Saturday, 3 September 2011
Misidentification of the day
Wmm is not exactly sure how he briefly mistook a photo of Kiera Knightly on the front page of a news paper for Michael Jackson
Will she be up for the role when they film his biopic?
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