Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Global markets fall on debt fears" as "Global ranting falls on deaf ears"

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC headline "No UK talks with Putin since 2007" as "No chalk with putty since zoos"

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Strauss-Kahn arrives back in France" as "Stress can arrive back to front"


Wmm noticed a number of comments about what stress can do because of this and you ought to be thankful that he didn't go full throttle there

Misidentification of the day

Wmm is not exactly sure how he briefly mistook a photo of Kiera Knightly on the front page of a news paper for Michael Jackson

 Will she be up for the role when they film his biopic?

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Rhino horn thieves only got replicas" as "Rihanna porn drivel only just replicas"

Wmm just took a look to see if there were any reports about Rihanna the pop star involvement in any porn videos and there seems to be something about a sex tape involving a lookalike, so maybe this is disinterestingly about that.

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC news headline "West pushes Syria sanctions" as "Wet lush lands for bird sanctuary"

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC headline "Egypt Withdraws envoy in Israel" as "Ego withdraws envelope from Australia" which makes Wmm wonder if he has been pushing the envelope as far as it will go on the planet considering he lives in England.