Misreading of the day

1. Wmm misread the BBC news headline " "Fresh crackdown" on Syria unrest " as "Crayfish and mackeral in Syrian sunset." 
2. Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Search for man as tug boat sinks" as "Men treated as bug, both sing"  
3. And leading on from there, Wmm noticed that in his mind the BBC headline "Police hit back at riot critism" started to transform into " Crickets rock back with Polish hit" as if the two men who were treated like bugs were able to sing like crickets and started a rock band but didn't sound like Buddy Holly's group at all.  
4. It's quite possible that as backing vocalist, they've had a career where their singing could only be heard faintly in the background of other artist's records as crazy cricket chirping under layers of other sounds.

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Hedge funds 'grabbing land' in Africa" as "Hedge rows full of land crabs"

I.) ‎"Land crabs" starts to now metamorphose into "cabinets" possibly with crabshells

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread yesterday's Evening Standard news headline "Get London Reading" as "Colonic Irrigation". It also lead Wmm to wonder if house prices in Reading were going to go up.

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC headline "Mission to save rarest sandpiper" as "Mission to save rarest sandpaper"

Misreading of the day

1. Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Downing St denies UK Libya troops" as "Drowning Saint Denis applies for UK passport" and

2. Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Endeavour makes last touch-down" as "Devourer makes last lunch now"

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC headline "Fifa allegations worried sponsors" as "First alligators worried sparrows"

Misunderstanding of the day

Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Quake mission to 'ring of fire' " as "Quaker Mission do 'Bring and Buy' "