Wmm marched off to a local cinema to see a movie about a King with a speech impediment

Wmm saw with a bunch of friends, the movie about a King with a speech impediment. He was glad that he waited to see it with the group of friends, well , he would not have bothered to see it otherwise, and he enjoyed it very much and it certainly bore no resemblance to one of those Merchant Ivory movies.

Wmm already can't remember the name of the man who played King George but felt that Geoffrey Rush held the movie together very well. Wmm noticed Anthony Andrews in one of the roles and if he was supposed Prince Charles having gone back in time to pretend to be the prime minister, he was doing it quite well, and Wmm only worked out who Timothy Spall was playing when the character's name was mentioned.

Misunderstanding of the day

Wmm read the BBC headline "Dead fish clog California Marina" and thought it was an article about a bizarre new Californian mania for creating pairs of clogs fashioned in the form of a couple of dead fish as they might be found in a fish monger

Misunderstanding of the day

Wmm read the BBC news headline " Bird 'shot brother 11 times' " and thought it might be something to do with the Sparrow with his bow and arrow in the " Who Killed Cock Robin " nursery rhyme/folk song, but was completely wrong and anyway, Sparrows and Robins are simply distant cousins as species

Bus journey vision this evening:

Wmm remembers sitting on the bus home near a person who was doing a crossword in the newspaper, Wmm imagined a mechanical grabbing device that broke into the man's skull and removed his brain, suddenly, the man's left hand started to become... pale and metamorphose, with multiple fingers growing forming almost like a fan like fin that began to flap away in Wmm's face, maybe about twenty or thirty fingers in a row and then he noticed that groups of fingers would have long black fingernails and there would be the occasional one with a white nail, making the fingers of the fan like hand curling around the safety bar in the bus begin to resemble a piano keyboard. The man's face became white, long and narrow like a fish, his eyes became bulbous and black sticking out of the side of the head.

Misreadings of the day

1. Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Thirteen held in Leicester demos" as "Thirteen let in to hell by demons"

2. Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Concern at rehab referral numbers" as "Reconstituted corn reverts men to mumbles"

3. Wmm misread the BBC news headline "China dissident wins Nobel Peace Prize" as "Chinaman disappears after Pass-The-Parcel"

Gnomic bagpipes synchronicity

Wmm on his way to central London felt that if he saw gatherings of gnomes playing bagpipes on the way, it would not be too strange. When he got into central London that day, he noticed that there was a short-ish man in Leicester Square playing the bagpipes . Wmm supposed that was at least one gnome. He hadn't heard bagpipers there in a long time. He is glad that he didn't assume he would see Satyrs playing piccolos or fairies playing flutes.

Day dreams visions one Sunday at a train station

Wmm remembers last Sunday standing at the train station platform waiting for a train into central London and there was a cute little coloured girl wandering around the platform with long curling pony tails either side of her head. She had a little brother screaming his head off strapped to a push chair. But what was there to remember?

In Wmms mind, the little girl's head turned into that of a vicious cocker spanial with long ears covered in curling fur, bearing her teeth viciously at Wmm warning him to stay away, and this reminded him of the many times his cream German Shepherd dog would attack him in the field when he tried to put the lead on (this was a regular occurance leaving both he and his mother with scarred hands) , and the little brother grew into a tall wirey muscular pale caucasian man with long grey hair and a beard who was yelling and screaming at the top of his voice trying to get out of the push chair and a bunch of men in white coats suddenly come to hold him down and inject him with a sedative before he could break loose and then he returns to the form of a small coloured toddler.