Misreading of the day

misread the BBC News headline "Is white wine worse for your teeth than red?" as "Is the white horse whinnying in the name of Aethelred?"

Misreading of the day

• Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Iran accuses Pakistan over attack" as "Iran reuses Pakistani jokes over and over again"

Seedy bookshop visions

• On Sunday, 18th October 2009, after my trip to the café , I get to the last book shop open in London after all the others have closed, it is a cheap book shop packed with bargain books and had the other shops been open, it would have been empty. I step in there since it looked busy inside and the door was wide open, the woman standing at the counter is wearing a heavy coat.

• Then I wander/ wonder around the cheap books none catch my eye, they are all boring. I walk to the back bookshelf and immediately catch sight of the vision of some seedy little man offering his genitals to the mouth of a woman on her knees, they were not really there, but momentarily there like a mental hologram.

• Then I went back to the counter and imagined an elderly man taking many photos of the woman in her thick coat, and he was going to upload them onto some seedy internet website or who knows what he was going to do with them.

Day dream Visions

The only hallucinatory things that I experienced today

• On the bus home, a middle aged lady was moving towards the door as she walked out and I watched her face extend forwards further and further as if she was some sort of a long faced reptile, possibly a snake. Her mouth opened up wide and she gave a high pitched bark merging in with a hiss. I guess that this woman turning into a reptile in my mind's eye is probably what makes her human

• I misread a sign at a hypermarket "This is a pay on foot car park with 2 hours parking for Sainsbury's customers" as ""Please pay for your foot marks for 2 hours"

Misreadings of the day

Wmmvrrvrrmm misread the BBC headline "Obama speaks to doctors on reform" as "Obama spanks the doctors on platform"

Wmmvrrvrrmm misread the BBC headline "Race to help India flood stranded" as "Rare help for Indian food stains"

Wmmvrrvrrmm misread the BBC headline "Freeze top public pay - Darling" as "Freezepop for public gay darling"

 

A bouquet of amorphous sea creatures

There is the fact that in the world of Facebook, Anne-Sophie mentioned she was croaking and someone offered to send her flowers, and then I thought of crocuses, and then suddenly that turned into the word crustaceans in my mind after Aétiene brought up the subject of certain people being compared to turtles and sandcrabs.

I keep imagining a bouquet of flowers that are slowly transforming into a variety of amorphous brightly coloured shellfish and might have to be placed in a tropical fish tank to keep them alive.

The terrible large lizard

• While waiting for a bus in my local town centre, imagining a gigantic shadowy tyrannosaurus rex running through a corridor made from the connected empty shells of all the nearby buildings, and this thing was spying on me through an open window and where it focused an eye on a nearby individual sitting on the bench where I was sitting and he began to transform into a lethal reptilian humanoid with a long muscular tongue. It would do this to another human and another human. A woman from India walking up the road transformed into a disk shaped thing with many arms and many heads sticking out of the side and she cartwheeled in my direction spinning past me as a very fast speed
  

• Wherever there were buildings made up from shops, flats, terraced houses and any houses that seemed to be very close together, this lethal creature would make it's path. Sometimes through a window one would see the tip of its tale or or one of it's large teeth.
  

• Eventually in my minds eye the vast creature escaped from the area by entering a large black vortex and disappearing. And during this time a man was chatting loudly to himself probably having the most important conversation in the world.